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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

How One Keto Trial Set Off a New War in the Nutrition World - WIRED

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Do you think Andrew Tate and Nigel Farage are part of a "similar phenomenon"?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Pia26559 Curiositys First 360 Degree View Of Boxwork Patterns - NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) (.gov)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Kate Middleton Shares a Rare Family Photo After Trooping the Colour - instyle.com

share office space ...

So they tried

No go.

Will MAGATS boycott Taylor Swift now that she and Travis are supporting Harris?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

I use email aliases to hide my Gmail address, and it's the best privacy move I can recommend - Android Authority

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez to spotlight Venice's artisanal heritage during upcoming nuptials - AP News

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

How I’ll Remember Edmund White - Vulture

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

How can you tell if someone is cunning?