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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:28

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
So they tried
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..